Help Tobias Funke fight cancer!
Current goal is to reach $200 in donations, and we’ve already started to receive! Thank you!
This November, Dr. Tobias Funke has joined Movember, and is sporting his moustache for the entire world in order to raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.
We all have hope, but will there really be ten new arrested development episodes? Will there really be a new Arrested Development movie shot “next summer for a release in early ’13″ (Jason Bateman)? Really?
You can read all about how Mitch Hurwitz is “80% sure” over at The New Yorker.
Arrested Development fans – have faith.
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I guess it’s October! David Cross and Jimmy Kimmel go through a couple Tobias Funke Halloween costumes. The only (abstract) comment that comes to mind is that Jimmy Kimmel must be unaware of American Apparel.
Could it be true?
Copied below are some good bits, read the full interview with David Cross at TV Squad.
TV Squad: How many times have you had to answer questions about the reunion movie at this point, by the way? Including today?
David Cross: Um, I would guess like somewhere between six and seven hundred times.
Is there anything going on with that at this point?
I think what I will tell you, it’s not going to happen. It’s not official, but I just don’t think it’s going to happen. Way too much time it’s been (since the show ended). I mean, there’s so many people involved. Everyone’s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen, we’d love to work on it, but just I don’t think… not going to happen.
Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.
Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”
Tobias Funke: This could just be all in the tip of your head. Have you tried just lying there?
Robert Pattinson: Every time, but I still end up with a rash afterward…
Tobias Funke: I see. Well, the next time this happens I want you to deeply, deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different…
Pattinson: Like what?
Thanks go to Josh P for sending this:
Jason Bateman on the upcoming Arrested Development movie: “It will be a small film. It will be simple. We’ll shoot it in probably six weeks. It will get a little release. It is not being done at big Fox, it is being done at Fox Searchlight. It’s going to be a small effort.”
You can’t pretend you’re big if you’ve only got something small to work with….
Obama: Bring Back Arrested Development
With the health care debate reaching a critical mass throughout the nation here in August, one demonstrator has an agenda for President Obama that no one would argue.
Thanks to reports of ComicCon ’09 goers dressing up as never nudes, I stumbled across this site called nevernudeland.com. Seemingly having some involvement from Mr. Zach Braff (Scrubs, Garden State), the site hasn’t come out of the closet in the past months and unfortunately is still in “private beta”.
2011 UPDATE: Still no nevernudeland.com. I guess there just aren’t enough jorts wearers in the world…
Link ref:
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/01/never-nude-land-a-place-for-cutoffs/
The fire sale is on and Tobias Funke is working overtime! Now bankrupt, Chrysler has announced that more than 800 car dealers across the country will be closed within just the next few weeks, and each of those dealers are scrambling to move their inventories as quickly as possible.
If we could only see him now…