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Tobias Funke says it himself: Arrested Development movie “not going to happen”.

Could it be true?

Copied below are some good bits, read the full interview with David Cross at TV Squad.

TV Squad: How many times have you had to answer questions about the reunion movie at this point, by the way? Including today?
David Cross: Um, I would guess like somewhere between six and seven hundred times.

Is there anything going on with that at this point?
I think what I will tell you, it’s not going to happen. It’s not official, but I just don’t think it’s going to happen. Way too much time it’s been (since the show ended). I mean, there’s so many people involved. Everyone’s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen, we’d love to work on it, but just I don’t think… not going to happen.




Robert Pattinson consults Dr. Tobias Funke

Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.

Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”

Tobias Funke: This could just be all in the tip of your head. Have you tried just lying there?

Robert Pattinson: Every time, but I still end up with a rash afterward…

Tobias Funke: I see. Well, the next time this happens I want you to deeply, deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different…

Pattinson: Like what?

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Bush Cancelled Arrested Development

Thanks go to Josh P for sending this:

George W Bush / Arrested Development connection: Bush's approval rating experienced a dramatic drop at the same time Arrested Development was cancelled.




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