Quoted Mitch Hurwitz on how Tobias Funke might not be the only blue character in an Arrested Development movie: “We’re probably going to find new and exotic ways of humiliating Will Arnett, and coincidentally Gob, but mostly Will Arnett. Maybe we’ll paint him blue for a change. I don’t know, we’ll pick him up somewhere. [...]
Monthly Archives: March 2009
There’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to.
March 28, 2009 – 6:09 pm
Michael: You know, I can’t stand to hear one more lie out of this family. Tobias: Ah, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to. Michael: OK, that’s the last one.
I’m afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight.
March 28, 2009 – 6:01 pm
Tobias: I’m afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight. Michael: That may be the worst bluff I’ve ever heard. Narrator: Even the members of Gobias Industries agreed on that one.
The scabs come right off.
March 28, 2009 – 11:43 am
Michael: George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks… George Michael: [looks dismayed] Tobias: And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.
launched
March 28, 2009 – 11:02 am
So tobiasfunke.com has begun. Pics, quotes, vids – all gathered and plopped down here. Maybe you’ll get a laugh or two out of it. This news section will be for news related to the development of tobiasfunke.com as well as news regarding the upcoming arrested development movie. Will be expanding the pictures category so it’s [...]
if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
March 25, 2009 – 9:34 pm
Tobias: My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don’t we pair up? And hit the town together! I’ll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Michael: OK, that’s enough family stuff for today.
ripe for parody
March 25, 2009 – 9:30 pm
Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off. Tobias: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is [...]
Lifetime Moment of Truth movie
March 15, 2009 – 8:10 am
Tobias: See, Buster, it wasn’t a loose seal you couldn’t stand up to, it was Lucille. Ooh, I’m getting chills. If this were a Lifetime Moment Of Truth movie, this would be our act break. Narrator: But it wasn’t.
Leave poor Anne alone…
March 15, 2009 – 8:08 am
Tobias: So Anne, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
Bye, Bye, Acting Career
March 15, 2009 – 8:00 am
Narrator: Tobias had recently auditioned for a role as a member of the silent performance trio, the Blue Man Group. Tobias: And this is “Kids”, from “Bye, Bye, Birdie”. Narrator: He had yet to hear back from them.