[George Michael is trying to explain to his uncle why he cannot take off a muscle suit] George Michael: I just can’t take it off. You’ll never understand. Tobias: …I’ll never understand? That you can never be nude? Tobias: I’ll understand more than you’ll… never know.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Looks like we’re going to be spending the night, cos!
March 8, 2009 – 12:12 pm
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, George-Michael experiences his unhappiest moment ever. George Michael: Where’s Maebe? Tobias: She’s in the next cell. Looks like we’re going to be spending the night, cos!
pawn shop?
March 8, 2009 – 11:50 am
Tobias: Good news, everyone! I recently came into some money, but unfortunately, I cant say how or where my wedding ring is…
with deep concentration and great focus…
March 8, 2009 – 11:47 am
George Michael: So, uh, I’ve been thinking about that conversation we were having the other night about, uh, where Maeby came from. And uh, I was just wondering if you could finish that thought. Tobias: Yes, okay, uh… well, have a seat. Uh… um… when a man… needs to prove to a woman that he’s [...]
Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it?
March 7, 2009 – 6:56 pm
Michael: Oh come on! Tobias: Well, I can’t sleep in the same room as her. If she wants out of this marriage, fine. I’m afraid i’m gonna have to sell the bluth shares and move on. Michael: You can’t do that… Tobias: They’re my shares! Michael: No, I mean you can’t spoon me like that.
Hey, where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?
March 7, 2009 – 6:44 pm
[Michael catches George-Michael sneaking hard-boiled eggs to George Sr] Michael: I think George-Michael is hiding Ann in the attic. Lindsay: From who, the Nazis? Michael: No, his girlfriend from me. I just caught him sneaking up to her in the attic and he clearly did so because he thinks I don’t approve. I think I’m [...]
I thought he just liked cutoffs?
March 7, 2009 – 6:13 pm
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs? Lindsay: Me too…
intervention
March 7, 2009 – 5:56 pm
Gob: [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille] Michael: Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing? Gob: What if she’s mad? Lindsay: Good point. Tobias: Perhaps I’ll have a little sip of something… Michael: Guys, what could she do to us?… do we have anything single malt? Narrator: [thirty minutes [...]
Perhaps an attic shall I seek
March 7, 2009 – 5:49 pm
Tobias: [playing George Sr. on the TV show Scandalmakers] Perhaps an attic shall I seek… Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.