Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.

Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”

Tobias Funke: This could just be all in the tip of your head. Have you tried just lying there?

Robert Pattinson: Every time, but I still end up with a rash afterward…

Tobias Funke: I see. Well, the next time this happens I want you to deeply, deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different…

Pattinson: Like what?