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David Cross Gives President Obama Contact High

Published by on March 5, 2012 | Leave a response

http://gothamist.com/201’/0’/21/david_cross_did_cocaine_65_feet_fro.PHP

David Cross did coke just 65 feet away from President Obama at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner in 2009.

I think he needs more work! David Cross is talking about something “cool” he did 3 years ago‚ instead of plugging his projects‚ so it follows that he must not be very busy.

Also‚ if David Cross were to land more work‚ perhaps the Arrested Development Movie‚ then he could probably afford a proper amount of drugs to actually get high at the next White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Yet another reason why we need the Arrested Development movie!

UPDATE:  With the Netflix Show release upcoming – looks like it came true. :)

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Help Tobias Funke Find a Cure for Cancer

Published by on November 5, 2011 | Leave a response

Help Tobias Funke fight cancer!

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Current goal is to reach $200 in donations‚ and we’ve already started to receive! Thank you!

This November‚ Dr. Tobias Funke has joined Movember‚ and is sporting his moustache for the entire world in order to raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health‚ specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.

November Moustache Month

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Hope is for the Hopeless

Published by on October 3, 2011 | Leave a response

We all have hope‚ but will there really be ten new arrested development episodes? Will there really be a new Arrested Development movie shot “next summer for a release in early ’1’̸’; (Jason Bateman)? Really?

You can read all about how Mitch Hurwitz is “80% sure” over at The New Yorker.

Arrested Development fans – have faith.

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Tobias Funke says it himself: Arrested Development Movie Not Going to Happen

Published by on April 9, 2010 | 3 Responses

Could it be true?

Copied below are some good bits‚ read the full interview with David Cross at TV Squad.

TV Squad: How many times have you had to answer questions about the reunion movie at this point‚ by the way? Including today?
David Cross: Um‚ I would guess like somewhere between six and seven hundred times.

Is there anything going on with that at this point?
I think what I will tell you‚ it’s not going to happen. It’s not official‚ but I just don’t think it’s going to happen. Way too much time it’s been (since the show ended). I mean‚ there’s so many people involved. Everyone’s doing their own thing‚ you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen‚ we’d love to work on it‚ but just I don’t think… not going to happen.

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Robert Pattinson Consults Dr. Tobias Funke

Published by on February 20, 2010 | Leave a response

Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.

Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”

Tobias Funke: This could just be all in the tip of your head. Have you tried just lying there?

Robert Pattinson: Every time‚ but I still end up with a rash afterward…

Tobias Funke: I see. Well‚ the next time this happens I want you to deeply‚ deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different…

Pattinson: Like what?

Strapping Seamen

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When You Only Have Something Small to Work With

Published by on September 8, 2009 | 2 Responses

Jason Bateman on the upcoming Arrested Development movie: “It will be a small film. It will be simple. We’ll shoot it in probably six weeks. It will get a little release. It is not being done at big Fox‚ it is being done at Fox Searchlight. It’s going to be a small effort.”

You can’t pretend you’re big if you’ve only got something small to work with….

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