Arrested Development Season 4 is released tomorrow, May 26th. I’m sure Tobias might say the following about Mitch Hurwitz and Reed Hastings right about now…
Tobias Funke: I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
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It’s been so many years since seasons 1-3 of Arrested Development that I can’t remember who all of the quotes come from in this Mashup of The Great Gatsby and Arrested Development… Maybe some faithful AD freaks can though!
On this episode of… The Great Gatsby?
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Tobias: Well Frank, I shall be a bigger, hairier mole then the one on your inner left thigh.
Tobias Funke is Mr. F
0Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.
Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.”
Tobias Funke: This could just be all in the tip of your head. Have you tried just lying there?
Robert Pattinson: Every time, but I still end up with a rash afterward…
Tobias Funke: I see. Well, the next time this happens I want you to deeply, deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different…
Pattinson: Like what?
0Jason Bateman on the upcoming Arrested Development movie: “It will be a small film. It will be simple. We’ll shoot it in probably six weeks. It will get a little release. It is not being done at big Fox, it is being done at Fox Searchlight. It’s going to be a small effort.”
You can’t pretend you’re big if you’ve only got something small to work with….
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Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
UPDATE: Arrested Development season 4 release date is May 26, 2013.
0Tobias: I’m afraid that this offer comes off the table at midnight.
Michael: That may be the worst bluff I’ve ever heard.
Narrator: Even the members of Gobias Industries agreed on that one.
0Ahh… everyone loves a good hot soak in the tub. Bubbles… dim the lights…. that way you can’t see the horror.
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Michael: George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks…
George Michael: [looks dismayed]
Tobias: And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.
0Tobias: My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don’t we pair up? And hit the town together! I’ll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Michael: OK, that’s enough family stuff for today.
0Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias: That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
Buster: He just wants to see boys’ Linuses…
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