Three Songs for Tobias Funke
Lana Del Rey – Blue Jeans
Eiffel 65 – Blue
…and for you “Barbra Streisand in the Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit” fans:
Barbra Streisand – I’d Rather Be Blue
00Baby, You Got a Stew Goin
Whoa, whoa, whoa! There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… Baby, you got a stew goin’!
+4Insertmeanywhere.biz – Tobias Funke Acting Reel
Check out this awesome set of acting reel’s from Dr. Tobias Funke (@RealRonHoward)! You can sink all of these leading man parts right into your own Hollywood feature-length films – and you should.
+1Arrested Development Charlie Brown Song
0David Cross on Jimmy Kimmel
Sorry – vid is no longer available! 
I guess it’s October! David Cross and Jimmy Kimmel go through a couple Tobias Funke Halloween costumes. The only (abstract) comment that comes to mind is that Jimmy Kimmel must be unaware of American Apparel.
0The Scabs Come Right Off
Ahh… everyone loves a good hot soak in the tub. Bubbles… dim the lights…. that way you can’t see the horror.
…
Michael: George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks…
George Michael: [looks dismayed]
Tobias: And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.
0I Thought He Just Liked Cutoffs?
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs?
Lindsay: Me too…
0There’s a New Daddy in Town. A Discipline Daddy!
Tobias: Guess what? There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy!
Unless someone can tell me otherwise, there are really no real lyrics to the Discipline Daddy song playing on Tobias Funke’s walkman. If you know the Discipline Daddy lyrics, feel free to contact me and i’ll post them!
UPDATE: Arrested Development season 4 release date is May 26, 2013.
0We’re Having a Fire!!! …Sale.
Oh, my God, we’re having a fire!!! Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! This isn’t a fever! Can’t even see where the knob is! And… scene.
0Technically a Video
Sad… Sad… Charlie Brown.
George Michael is sad.
George Senior is sad.
Tobias Funke is sad.
Gob Bluth is sad….
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