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The scabs come right off.

Michael: George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks… George Michael: [looks dismayed] Tobias: And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

I thought he just liked cutoffs?

Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs? Lindsay: Me too…

discipline daddy

Tobias: Guess what? There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy!

fire sale

Oh, my God, we’re having a fire!!! Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! This isn’t a fever! Can’t even see where the knob is! And… scene.

technically a video

Hot Sailors