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The scabs come right off.

Michael: George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? Thanks…

George Michael: [looks dismayed]

Tobias Funke in a wheel chair suffering from graft-host disease after getting a hair plug transplant

Tobias: And don’t make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.




I thought he just liked cutoffs?

Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs?

Lindsay: Me too…




discipline daddy

Tobias: Guess what? There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy!




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