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		<title>Tobias Funke says it himself: Arrested Development movie &#8220;not going to happen&#8221;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could it be true?
Copied below are some good bits, read the full interview with David Cross at TV Squad.
TV Squad: How many times have you had to answer questions about the reunion movie at this point, by the way? Including today?
David Cross: Um, I would guess like somewhere between six and seven hundred times. 
Is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could it be true?</p>
<p>Copied below are some good bits, read the <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/04/07/david-cross-arrested-development-movie-not-going-to-happen/">full interview with David Cross</a> at TV Squad.</p>
<p>TV Squad: <strong>How many times have you had to answer questions about the reunion movie at this point, by the way? Including today?</strong><br />
David Cross: Um, I would guess like somewhere between six and seven hundred times. </p>
<p><strong>Is there anything going on with that at this point?</strong><br />
I think what I will tell you, it&#8217;s not going to happen. It&#8217;s not official, but I just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s going to happen. Way too much time it&#8217;s been (since the show ended). I mean, there&#8217;s so many people involved. Everyone&#8217;s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody&#8217;s aged. It&#8217;s just not going to happen. I&#8217;m sure I speak for everybody when I say we&#8217;d love for it to happen, we&#8217;d love to work on it, but just I don&#8217;t think&#8230; not going to happen.</p>
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		<title>Robert Pattinson consults Dr. Tobias Funke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.
Robert Pattinson:  &#8220;I really hate vaginas. I&#8217;m allergic to vagina.&#8221;
Tobias Funke:  This could just be all in the tip of your head.  Have you tried just lying there?
Robert Pattinson:  Every time, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tween heart-throb Robert Pattinson has allegedly consulted Dr. Tobias Funke regarding his allergy to certain parts of the female anatomy.</p>
<p>Robert Pattinson:  &#8220;I really hate vaginas. I&#8217;m allergic to vagina.&#8221;</p>
<p>Tobias Funke:  This could just be all in the tip of your head.  Have you tried just lying there?</p>
<p>Robert Pattinson:  Every time, but I still end up with a rash afterward&#8230;</p>
<p>Tobias Funke:  I see.  Well, the next time this happens I want you to deeply, deeply concentrate and try to visualize something entirely different&#8230;</p>
<p>Pattinson:  Like what?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.tobiasfunke.com/images/seamen.jpg" alt="Strapping Seamen" /></p>
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		<title>Bush Cancelled Arrested Development</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks go to Josh P for sending this:

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<p><img src="http://www.tobiasfunke.com/images/Bush-cancelled-AD.png" alt="George W Bush / Arrested Development connection: Bush's approval rating experienced a dramatic drop at the same time Arrested Development was cancelled." /></p>
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