Tobias: [reading a script with terrible acting] “I don’t know what you heard about me, but I’m a different kind of cop. I’m from the streets, and I’m the last cop you’ll ever want to mess with in a darkened al – dark alley
[drops the act]
Tobias: Oh, you know, maybe my wife is right. I’m not cut out to be a DeNiro, or a Regis, or a Pinkett-Smith. I shou…

Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias, listen to me. Dreams are worth fighting for. Now, are you gonna be an actor, or are you gonna be a doctor?

Tobias: You’re right, Carl Weathers! I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and…

Carl Weathers: Whoa, your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get free shift meals or a discount on select menu items?

Tobias Fünke: Uh, I don’t know.

Carl Weathers: Well, let’s find out, man!