The Best Tobias Funke quotes
New Tobias Funke Quotes from Arrested Development Season 4
Can I get some more of that acting juice?
Things are good. Nothing much. I’m a registered sex offender, but things are good.
We are fucked. Fucked. Unless some sort of miracle coincidence happens. But, the best thing is to just walk away, and we’ll lick each others wombs.
Maybe I’ll do my famous “gay character”. I don’t think you’ve seen that one.
You can do anything I want you to do.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha… That red haired lady can’t throw her wad at that guy.
Well universe, you seem to be putting up all sorts of walls between me and my dreams.
Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off.
I’m here to see my little girl. I need to show her Daddy’s Thing.
These romantic gestures are perhaps why people think I’m a homosexual.
Am I the only one who still dresses to fly?
I’ve got a stick up my bunghole about what has become a running joke about me, but lets be honest, Michael, for 2000 rupees we’d both go down on Matthew McConaughey.
There we go, now I can see a pretty face under all that butter substitute.
It’s Okay. Some people struggle with addiction. Other people are incapable of ever being nude.
Oh no, there’s nothing ambiguous about me. I’m Johnny Flamer, and this is Sue Storm.
Musicals & Lifetime
I Don’t Just Lie There
Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.