Quotes
I’m afraid that I just blue myself.
I like the way they shape my junk.
This is ripe for parody. This is ripe!
I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
And this is “Kids”, from “Bye, Bye, Birdie”.
And this is “You’re A Bad, Bad, Man” from “Annie Get Your Gun.”
If this were a Lifetime Moment Of Truth movie, this would be our act break.
I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. And it’s not about sex. I don’t just lie there, if that’s what you’re thinking.
Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.
Perhaps an attic shall I seek…
Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
If I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head…
Don’t leave your Uncle T-bag hanging!
And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he’s often able to achieve an erec…
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Oh, my God, we’re having a fire!!! Sale.
Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!
So Anne, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
I’m the last cop you’ll ever want to mess with
Guess what? There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy!
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
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This is an excellent list of quotes here. I just came across this site by accident after running a search. My gf and I made a weekend out of rewatching the whole series, and Tobias has always been the heart and soul of Arrested Development. We laughed and laughed, and I didn’t just lay there if that’s what you’re thinking.
Comment by C. Allen Thompson — March 8, 2010 @ 3:52 am
tobias funke is funny. he makes my day…every day
Comment by tootsie — June 15, 2010 @ 2:43 pm