Since my breakout role on “To Catch A Predator”, I’ve had a journey of self-discovery and decided to be a true actuer by becoming Bi…coastal!
I’ve always been a little bit Bi-curious…
On my recent foray to the supple apple of NYC I immediately blue myself – then headed straight to the East Village. Oddly enough, Blue Man Group was not hiring…
I asked for directions to the nearest bar suitable for an analyst/therapist such as myself, when a tall broad lady took me to the premiere Analrapist spot, but her fee was all the petty cash I had and once my wad was in her strong hands there was no takesie backsies…
…Forward three hours and I’m exhausted, confused, and I found myself begging for hand outs with a sign, “Will Perform For Hand (outs) Jobs.” Luckily, a charming group of actuers, like myself, explained that my sign looked a tad misleading. Boy, were my cheeks blushing (I’ve since retired my chaps)!
Due to their generosity, I simply must share about their production being put up by FringeNYC at The Connelly Theatre (220 E4th St, Manhattan, NY). This August 9th-25th these handsome bachelors are performing “Our Kiki: A Gay Farce,” a comedy about a young gay couple’s struggle with immigration issues. Being a hetero man who’s sexually attracted to his wife, I was a shocked sally to find out gay marriages don’t provide immigration protection! Check out this video to support these up and coming theatre performers!
The fire sale is on and Tobias Funke is working overtime! Now bankrupt, Chrysler has announced that more than 800 car dealers across the country will be closed within just the next few weeks, and each of those dealers are scrambling to move their inventories as quickly as possible.
Michael: You don’t want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay- living off handouts your whole life. Why don’t you come up with a way to make money? A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe a business idea.
Tobias: Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.
Michael: Actually, that time, that was what I was thinking.