Excuse Me, Do These Effectively Hide my Thunder?
Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? UPDATE: Arrested Development season 4 release date is May 26, 2013. 0
There’s the Woman I’m Sexually Attracted To.
Michael: You know, I can’t stand to hear one more lie out of this family. Tobias: Ah, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to. Michael: OK, that’s the last one. 0
if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias: My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don’t we pair up? And hit the town together! I’ll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Michael: OK, that’s enough family stuff for today. 0
With Deep Concentration and Great Focus…
George Michael: So, uh, I’ve been thinking about that conversation we were having the other night about, uh, where Maeby came from. And uh, I was just wondering if you could finish that thought. Tobias: Yes, okay, uh… well, have a seat. Uh… um… when a man… needs to prove to a woman that he’s [...]
Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it?
Michael: Oh come on! Tobias: Well, I can’t sleep in the same room as her. If she wants out of this marriage, fine. I’m afraid i’m gonna have to sell the bluth shares and move on. Michael: You can’t do that… Tobias: They’re my shares! Michael: No, I mean you can’t spoon me like that. [...]
Zink Your Arrow into my Buttocks
Tobias: Michael, you really are quite the cupid. You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time. 0
Say something that will terrify me
Tobias: [while rehearsing his "frightened inmate #2" character] Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: Fuck me. Tobias: No, that didn’t do it. 0
Leading Man Parts
Tobias: Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth! 0
We’re Having a Fire!!! …Sale.
Oh, my God, we’re having a fire!!! Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! This isn’t a fever! Can’t even see where the knob is! And… scene. 0
Hot Sailors
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