VW Cabriolet License Plate: ANUSTART
Tobias Funke: I’m looking for something that says “Dad likes leather.”
Lance: Something that says “Leather Daddy”?
Tobias: Oooh! There is such a thing?
Tobias Funke with the Whip-and-Snaps Barber Shop Quartet!
Arrested Development Season 4 is released tomorrow, May 26th. I’m sure Tobias might say the following about Mitch Hurwitz and Reed Hastings right about now…
Tobias Funke: I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Michael: You know, I can’t stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
Tobias: Ah, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to.
Michael: OK, that’s the last one.
Tobias: My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don’t we pair up? And hit the town together! I’ll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Michael: OK, that’s enough family stuff for today.
Tobias: So Anne, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
Michael: Oh come on!
Tobias: Well, I can’t sleep in the same room as her. If she wants out of this marriage, fine. I’m afraid i’m gonna have to sell the bluth shares and move on.
Michael: You can’t do that…
Tobias: They’re my shares!
Michael: No, I mean you can’t spoon me like that.
Tobias: Michael, you really are quite the cupid. You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: You don’t want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay- living off handouts your whole life. Why don’t you come up with a way to make money? A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe a business idea.
Tobias: Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.
Michael: Actually, that time, that was what I was thinking.