Lucille Bluth

Perhaps I’ll Have a Litte Sip of Something

Published by on March 7, 2009 | Leave a response

Gob: [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille]

Michael: Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing?
Gob: What if she’s mad?
Lindsay: Good point.

Tobias: Perhaps I’ll have a little sip of something…

Michael: Guys, what could she do to us?… do we have anything single malt?

Narrator: [thirty minutes later] And although the intervention didn’t work…

Michael: We think you have a prollen…
Gob: You’re a mesh…

Tobias Funke and Gob on the floor together

Narrator: …it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.

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Denial is a Funny Thing…

Published by on March 6, 2009 | Leave a response

Tobias: You know, Mother Lucille, there’s a psychological concept known as denial, that I believe you’re evincing. It’s when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.

Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

Tobias: Well, if she’s not going to say anything, I certainly can’t help her…

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