Michael Bluth

Arrested Development Season 4, Episode 9: Smashed

Published by on May 26, 2013 | Leave a response

SPOILER ALERT!!!

This is an episode featuring Tobias Funke!

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(Tobias enters the model house and meets Gob)

Gob:  Good to see you old friend.  What have you been up to?

Tobias:  Things are good.   Nothing much.  I’m a registered sex offender, but things are good.

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The Fantastic 4 Musical

written and directed by

Tobias Funke – MD, S.O.

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(To Michael in the model home)

Tobias:  Michael, I appreciate your bravery.  I know, now, everything seems doomed.  And I’m in a similar situation myself.  But trust me – we are fucked. We are fucked.  Fucked. Unless some sort of miracle coincidence happens.  But, the best thing is to just walk away, and we’ll lick each others wombs.  I guess I’m just going to have to give up my dream and my love forever.

Tobias:  I’m going to go there with you for moral support.  And I will act as your assistant.  Maybe I’ll do my famous “gay character”.  I don’t think you’ve seen that one.

Michael:  I think I have.

Tobias:  Mmm… I don’t think so.

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Tobias:  (To DeBrie)  You can do anything I want you to do.

Tobias:  (To all the children at Cinco de Cuatro) I’m a registered sex offender.

Tobias:  That red haired lady can’t throw her wad at that guy.

Tobias:  Well universe, you seem to be putting up all sorts of walls between me and my dreams.

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Arrested Development Season 4, Episode 4: The B. Team

Published by on May 26, 2013 | Leave a response

SPOILER ALERT!!!

This is an episode featuring Michael Bluth.

There’s a great clip of Tobias running around during the filming of Carl Weather’s Scandalmakers, but you’ll have to watch yourself – won’t spoil that today.

 

Other Stuff from Episode 4

Imagine Entertainment:  “Where dreams drop into make-believe as surely as a drop of water falls into a bigger thing of water in slow motion.”

Jerry Bruckheimer Films:  “Driving action toward love through a storm until lightning hits a tree.”

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Carl Weathers makes an appearance on Michael’s Casting Couch!

Michael’s Dream Team of writing and acting:  Carl Weathers, Warden Gentile, and Andy Richter.

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Let Lilly Lick Lionels Lusty Leathers

Published by on May 25, 2013 | Leave a response
Tobias Funke: I'm gonna be a great mole!

You ready?

Tobias Funke:  Oh yes, I’m going to be a great mole!  He he…  Check. 2. 3…  Let Lilly Lick Lionels Lusty Leathers.  Let Lilly Lick…

The levels are fine.

tobias funke mole

Tobias Funke: I’m gonna be a great mole!

 

And now for the worst looking clip (but still hilarious) ever!

Japanese Business Man: I thought she was a monster, but then I realized she was just out of Vodka.

Gob: So as you can see, any rumor of a mole problem is completely untrue.

Tobias appears in his rented mole outfit!

Tobias Funke: I’m a mole. I’m a mole!  (Tobias is stomping on the tiny model house village.)  Ow! Ow!!! I’m very particular about building codes! And this water tower does not pass muster!

The Japanese were never to be heard from again.

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Perhaps I’ll Have a Litte Sip of Something

Published by on March 7, 2009 | Leave a response

Gob: [fixes a drink while waiting for an intervention with Lucille]

Michael: Are you pouring a drink? What are you doing?
Gob: What if she’s mad?
Lindsay: Good point.

Tobias: Perhaps I’ll have a little sip of something…

Michael: Guys, what could she do to us?… do we have anything single malt?

Narrator: [thirty minutes later] And although the intervention didn’t work…

Michael: We think you have a prollen…
Gob: You’re a mesh…

Tobias Funke and Gob on the floor together

Narrator: …it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.

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I’ve Always Wanted to Remake Annie Hall.

Published by on March 7, 2009 | Leave a response

Michael: You don’t want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay- living off handouts your whole life. Why don’t you come up with a way to make money? A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe a business idea.

Tobias: Well, I’ve always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn’t want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I’d jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn’t just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Michael: Actually, that time, that was what I was thinking.

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