Never Nude

Will Never Nude Land ever come?

Published by on July 28, 2009 | Leave a response

Thanks to reports of ComicCon ’09 goers dressing up as never nudes‚ I stumbled across this site called nevernudeland.com. Seemingly having some involvement from Mr. Zach Braff (Scrubs‚ Garden State)‚ the site hasn’t come out of the closet in the past months and unfortunately is still in “private beta”.

2011 UPDATE: Still no nevernudeland.com. I guess there just aren’t enough jorts wearers in the world…

Link ref:

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/01/never-nude-land-a-place-for-cutoffs/

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Excuse Me‚ Do These Effectively Hide my Thunder?

Published by on April 1, 2009 | Leave a response

Tobias Funke never nude

Tobias: Excuse me‚ do these effectively hide my thunder?

UPDATE:  Arrested Development season 4 release date is May 26‚ 2013.

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You’ll Never Understand…

Published by on March 8, 2009 | Leave a response

[George Michael is trying to explain to his uncle why he cannot take off a muscle suit]

George Michael: I just can’t take it off. You’ll never understand.

Tobias: …I’ll never understand? That you can never be nude?

Tobias Funke reveals his never nude condition to George Michael

Tobias: I’ll understand more than you’ll… never know.

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crying in the shower

Published by on March 7, 2009 | Leave a response

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development‚ Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.

Tobias: I didn’t get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman‚ so… onward and upward. On…

… [Cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why‚ Tracy? Why?

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